So the caterer for my upcoming wedding needs a final head count of guests (or at least out closest approximation) later this week, which puts me in the unfortunate position of being a hypocrite.

See, I’m always that guy – the guy who doesn’t send the RSVP card in before the deadline (if I send it at all). I’m that guy who shows up at the wedding when the couple had pretty much counted me out of their plans.