There was some recent big news on the donkey basketball front: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/2_year_old_donkey_called_up_to?utm....

My favorite part of this video is the analysis of the donkey basketball league newcomer, Scraps. When one of the announcers says, "I like his moves, and I've seen a lot of donkeys move," another matter-of-factly replies, "Yes you have."

That, according to the Onion newspaper's online edition. (FYI, if you don't know the Onion: This is a joke.)