How many nitwits does it take to put together a brown, plush chair? Two.

Mathias Baden and Brandon Otte, the editorial staff for your local newspaper, try their darnedest to work together to put together Brandon's new chair. Which he loves.

Note: We had "an edict from the president" to pay attention to the instructions, but there are no instructions included in the already opened box. Did that stop us? No. And we still came out with extra parts -- in fact, they were labeled as such in the packaging.