Last night was bad movie night at Mathias' house. As I disgustedly took "Firewall" out of my Xbox DVD player, my darling wife told me it was time for an evening snack, which usually means I need to get up and serve her.

The next bad movie of the night would be "The Next Karate Kid," so I thought a leftover fortune cookie would do the trick. We split it.

My wife did not read the fortune aloud. When I forced her to read it, I learned why she had not read it aloud in the first place.

"Everything I do, I do to make my heart sing" was the fortune.

That's a lousy fortune. At least a lousy fortune goes well with a bad movie. I could make up better fortunes than that. In fact, so could you.

Name your own fortune cookie fortune in this online forum:
http://www.jordannews.com/node/4053.