Jordan Independent - crunk - Comments

On the basketball court,

Mathias Baden — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 14:24:50 -0500

On the basketball court, all you've got is ghetto moves. I'll block that all day.

(Mathias Baden is the editor of the Jordan Independent. He can be reached at editor@jordannews.com.)

"And a child was born - in

Tom Schardin — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 17:05:01 -0500

"And a child was born - in the ghetto."
-Elvis

My husband is into the

jennyjean4 — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:10:47 -0500

My husband is into the GHETTO beers like Pabst Blue Ribbon and Milwaukee's Best.

I don't know about keepin it

westender73 — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 22:39:14 -0500

I don't know about keepin it real but has anyone smelled the millpond lateley? woW!!

Mathias: Hey Brandon,

Mathias Baden — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 14:19:18 -0500

Mathias: Hey Brandon, whatchooupto?

Brandon: Just keepin' it real, man, keepin' it real.

(Mathias Baden is the editor of the Jordan Independent. He can be reached at editor@jordannews.com.)

I'd try to write a real hip,

jennyjean4 — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:52:09 -0500

I'd try to write a real hip, urban sentence, but then I wouldn't be KEEPIN' IT REAL now would I.

I was at last week’s Twins

Brandon — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 10:45:25 -0500

I was at last week’s Twins game when Santana killed it by throwing 17 strikeouts against the Rangers. He was killer, and the fans knew it!

The all new Enviga sparkling

mittens — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:34:47 -0500

The all new Enviga sparkling green tea is some KILLER stuff.

The Daily Show had some

jennyjean4 — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 14:27:47 -0500

The Daily Show had some KILLER footage of Cheney from back in 1994 saying that invading Iraq would result in a quagmire.

Check it out here on You Tube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BEsZMvrq-I

I was FLOSSING like a

mittens — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:52:11 -0500

I was FLOSSING like a gronola-eating hippy while making spaghetti sauce yesterday.

I played darts last night at

Brandon — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:09:06 -0500

I played darts last night at a party, and I flossed five challengers in a row in cricket.

I'm going to FLOSS like I'm

jennyjean4 — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 13:35:50 -0500

I'm going to FLOSS like I'm a hip, with street cred this weekend when I perform Sublime's "What I Got" at a St. Paul block party.

I play pool on Tuesdays.

Mathias Baden — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 10:41:35 -0500

I play pool on Tuesdays. The homies all put their quarters up to play, but somebody is always has to be fronting the guy who tries to start the next game. Everybody thinks he's got next.

(Mathias Baden is the editor of the Jordan Independent. He can be reached at editor@jordannews.com.)

All this slang is just a

jennyjean4 — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 12:45:11 -0500

All this slang is just a FRONT, I'm really very uncool - the opposite of hip or trendy - not very current or stylish - totally not street - I think you get the picture.

As a friend of mine reached

mittens — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:12:43 -0500

As a friend of mine reached for my cheese curds, I slapped his hand and told him to STEP OFF.