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the straight jacket is a

westender73 — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 20:48:02 -0500

the straight jacket is a great idea (in more ways than one)......
By the way, does anyone else find that stupid MLS pop up the most annoying thing going on our favorite local newspaer site????
Like , make it go away, man ;-(

Brandon's PJs For you,

Ruth Anne Maddox — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:09:22 -0500

Brandon's PJs

For you, Brandon, I offer these handsome pajamas -- a tad bit uncomfortable for you, maybe, but guaranteed to keep the cops from investigating the bruises on your bride.

And for your bride: Hulk Hands -- these really cool boxing glove-type foam hands will give her the opportunity to fight back without injuring you. They also have realistic Hulk sounds (I was playing with some just the other day and I'd love to have a pair myself).
Hulk Hands

OK, so I have a couple of

Ruth Anne Maddox — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:03:23 -0500

OK, so I have a couple of ways to help calm your fears -- one for you, one for her.