I haven’t been sleeping well lately. Last night, I was really cold before I went to bed, so I turned on a space heater and my electric mattress pad. Then I woke up in the middle of the night sweating. It’s the second night in a row that I’ve been tossing and turning.

Sunday night (or Monday morning, I’m not sure) I even got up at some point, ripped a drawer out of my dresser, and put on a pair of socks from that drawer. I have a vague recollection of doing this, but absolutely no recollection as to why I did it.

I wish I could say this was an isolated incident, but it isn’t. I’ve gotten up in the middle of the night before, always doing something weird. I’ve also gotten up in the middle of the night (while still mostly sleeping) to watch TV, make macaroni and cheese, and call a friend. Once, I spent a good 20 minutes getting ready for the day at 2 a.m. before realizing my mistake.

Tell me the weirdest thing you’ve ever done while in that strange state between sleep and awake, and maybe it’ll make me feel better.