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Sure, “Bourne Ultimatum” was the hot ticket at the box office this weekend, and I do really want to see that flick. But the movie I was most excited to see this weekend was “Hot Rod.” How could you not want to see a movie whose tagline (according to the Internet Movie Database) is “Smack destiny in the face?”

The movie, for those of you not in the know, is about a moped stuntman named Rod who plans to jump 15 school busses in an attempt to raise the required $50,000 for his stepfather’s heart surgery. The only reason he wants to save his stepfather, though, is because he hates the man and wants to beat him in a fight to earn respect and manhood.

The movie was hilarious! There were parts of the movie that were great parodies of those cheesy 80’s self-empowerment flicks – like “Karate Kid,” “Hoosiers,” “Bad News Bears,” “Rocky,” or any other movie that has its main character preparing for a battle of some sort to the sound of synthesizers and hard rock. Other parts of the movie were just so random and ridiculous that you couldn’t help but laugh.

In the end, Rod raises the money for the jump through the help of an AM radio station. He wins the girl away from the jerk boyfriend, he gets a brand new dirt bike, he grows his own moustache, and he takes a ninja star to the shoulder.

I would highly recommend it to anyone who enjoyed “Napoleon Dynamite” or “Dodgeball.”


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Of course you're most anticipated movie would be about a guy on a moped.

I was actually able to take in Bourne Ultimatum -- I don't get to movies as much as I use to since I became a sports reporter and had a kid. But we got a sitter, and had to go to the 9:50 showing at Eden Prairie on Saturday. First off, I can't even believe I was out that late and wasn't working (I know, I know, that really isn't that late). But the theater was packed for that 10 p.m show. We were there a half-hour before and we were still stuck sitting in the second row to the left, having to look straight up at the screen.

That said, it was a thoroughly enjoyable movie. I am a big fan of the other two, and this followed right along. Very good movie, that I recommend seeing in the theaters, just make sure to get there early.

I was so close to the screen, my eyes couldn't focus fast enough in the quick-moving race or fight scenes. But that didn't hamper my enjoyment.

 

(Brian Hall is the Sports Editor for the Jordan Independent and Shakopee Valley News, and can be reached at bhall@swpub.com.)


Submitted by bhall09 on August 6, 2007 - 12:47pm.

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I’m going to see “Bourne” next week, and I’m pretty excited about it. I don’t think I could stand sitting that close to the screen if the movie is anywhere near as fast-paced as the first two. I’d probably get motion sick.


Submitted by Brandon on August 6, 2007 - 2:05pm.

"Hot Rod" sounds fun. I'm...

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"Hot Rod" sounds fun. I'm going to see it. I also went to "Bourne Ultimatum" on Saturday -- awesome!

(Mathias Baden is the editor of the Jordan Independent. He can be reached at editor@jordannews.com.)


Submitted by Mathias Baden on August 6, 2007 - 1:03pm.

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