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Another 'Star Wars' joke

May 4, 2008 - 11:34am — Mathias Baden

Another joke related to "Star Wars" (I made it up OK?!?!):

Q: What did the rapper say to the Jedi master?

A: "Yoda man." 


A 'Star Wars' joke

May 3, 2008 - 10:22am — Mathias Baden

A joke related to "Star Wars" (my wife told me this):

Q: What did the poet say to Luke Skywalker?

A: "Metaphors be with you."


Who doesn't love a messy breakup?

April 13, 2008 - 11:31am — Mathias Baden

"Who doesn't love a messy breakup?"

Those words were actually uttered on ESPN a minute ago. I can't believe it, and I am so offended. 

Imaginary tournament brackets are a regular feature of ESPN, one of my favorite sports TV channels. Normally, the brackets feature debates about the greatest sports moment or something to that effect.


Don't miss the picture

January 17, 2007 - 9:51pm — Mathias Baden

I don't mind city council meetings, especially when officials joke around a bit.

For example, Councilmember Barry Ullmann said he had to leave Tuesday night's meeting by 8 p.m.


Here's me laughing at myself

December 4, 2006 - 5:54pm — Mathias Baden

So one of my favorite advertising representatives calls up to ask if she can get an ad onto one of the pages in the Jordan Independent after the deadline.

Late ads are a fact of life. Once in a while this kind of thing happens, and I usually let it slide. Why shouldn't I find space for an ad that will, in a sense, help pay my salary?

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